趣味图片英语笑话：Putin 普京（双语）

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I would like to reiterate that I think I on ALL official photos should appear bare-chested ... You have noticed my bare chest, right?

我想重申,我想我应该赤裸上身出现在所有官方照片……你已经注意到我裸露的胸部,对吧?

Putin is not welcome when the PR people brainstorm strategies

当公关人员头脑集体讨论策略时普京是不受欢迎的

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