钱和朋友孰轻孰重--双语幽默笑话
a: which do you find more important, money or friends?
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？
b: friends, of course.
乙：当然是朋友。
a: why?
甲：为什么？
b: i can always borrow money from friends.
乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。
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