趣味图片英语笑话:wine 酒(双语)
I forgot to buy wine for the dinner with our parents, so we must do without alcohol tonight ...
我忘了买与我们的父母一起的晚餐的酒,所以我们今晚没有酒喝…
What drives a man to start sniffing glue
是什么驱使一个人开始上瘾的
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