英语幽默 - Weird Names
One day a little boy asked his father, "how come you named my sister Running Dear?"
So the father answerd his question and said, "when your sister was born I couldn't think of a name so I looked out the window and that was the first thing that I saw."
"Oh" said the little boy, "is that the same reason why you named my brother Flying Bird?"
The father said to his son "why do you ask that Two Dogs Fucking?"
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