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  - From the interviewee:“I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother and father.”(Greg Norman)

  -“There have been injuries and deaths in boxing,but none of them serious.”(Alan Minter)

  -“Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.”(Murray Walker)

  -“A brain scan revealed that Andrew Caddick is not suffering from stress fracture of the shin.”(Jo Sheldon)

  -“That‘s inches away from being millimetre perfect.”(Ted Lowe)

  -“I‘ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.”(Marlon Starling)

  -“I can‘t tell who’s leading. It‘s either Oxford or Cambridge.”(John Snagge - Boat Race between only Oxford and Cambridge)

  -“The Queen‘s Park Oval,exactly as its name suggests,is absolutely round.”(Tony Crozier)

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