Quote Joke(12)
- From the interviewee:“I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother and father.”(Greg Norman)
-“There have been injuries and deaths in boxing,but none of them serious.”(Alan Minter)
-“Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.”(Murray Walker)
-“A brain scan revealed that Andrew Caddick is not suffering from stress fracture of the shin.”(Jo Sheldon)
-“That‘s inches away from being millimetre perfect.”(Ted Lowe)
-“I‘ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.”(Marlon Starling)
-“I can‘t tell who’s leading. It‘s either Oxford or Cambridge.”(John Snagge - Boat Race between only Oxford and Cambridge)
-“The Queen‘s Park Oval,exactly as its name suggests,is absolutely round.”(Tony Crozier)
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