爸爸不会喜欢的For Father
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man.
"My father wouldn't like it."
"Don't be silly," the minister said.
"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."
中文翻译：
一牧师走在乡村的小路上，看见一个年轻的农夫正在费力地将掉落的干草放回车上。
“你看起来很热，我的孩子，”牧师说，“为什么你不歇一会，我会帮助你的。”
“不，谢谢了。”年轻人说。
“我的爸爸不会喜欢我这样做的。”
“别傻了。”牧师说。
“每一个人都有权利休息。来喝点水吧。”
年轻人再一次坚持他爸爸会生气地。牧师没了耐心，说：“你爸爸一定是个苛刻的监工。告诉我我怎样才能找到他，我要给他上一课。”
“好吧。”年轻人回答说。“他在干草的下面。”
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