趣味图片英语笑话:Jeremy 杰里米(双语)
Listen, we're not together anymore... Why do you keep calling me whenever there is something you can't do?
听着,我们不再在一起了……为什么当你不会做事时一直叫我?
You gotta learn from your mistakes ...
你必须从错误中吸取教训…
Jeremy was a bitter ex
杰里米是一个痛苦的前女友
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