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趣味图片英语笑话:Matthew 马修(双语)

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Matthew, you know that "whale", you've been in love with for the past year, is just a tiny island, right?

马修,你知道,在过去的一年里你爱上的鲸鱼只是一个小岛,对吧?

WHAT!?...Yes ... Of course! An island that is what it is ... Haha ... Yes..

什么! ?…是的……当然!这就是一个小岛是……哈哈…是的. .

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