车坏了
A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"
So he went to the backyard and looked at the brand new bicycle. "Wow! That's a beautiful bicycle! Can you ride it?"
The son said, "The only problem is that it's broken." So his father said, "How can it be broken? It's brand new!"
And the son said, "I don't know what's wrong. But anytime I ride it, it falls down!"
有个小孩子跑进来兴奋地叫着：“爸，妈送了部自行车给我！你想瞧瞧不？”爸爸说：“好啊，好啊！”
他就来到后院，见了崭新的自行车，说：“呵，好漂亮的车呀！你会骑么？”
儿子说：“就是有个问题，车是坏的。”爸爸就说：“怎么可能是坏的？这可是嘎嘎新的呢！”
儿子又说：“我也不知怎么回事，反正我一骑上去，它就会倒！”
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