趣味图片英语笑话：Middle Eas 中东（双语）

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We want the rights to all oil in the Middle East ...

我们希望拥有在中东石油的所有权利…

Fine. But then we want three free parking spaces near our offices ...

很好。但是我们希望在我们办公室附近有三个免费停车位…

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