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知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇41:My mother doesn't look like that 我妈妈不是那样子的(中英+)

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While doing renovations in our house,one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of mewearing makeup and a fancy gown.

在给我们家房子做翻新的时候,一个工人停下手中的活来看我的一张盛装照片,照片中的我化了妆,穿着名贵的晚礼服。

I heard him let out a low whistle and ask my son, Joshua,"Who's that?""That's my mom," Joshua answered.

我听到他小声地吹了一声口哨,然后问我的儿子Joshua,“那人是谁?”“那是我妈”,Joshua回答。

"Wow," the man said, "my mother doesn't look like that.""Yeah," my son said, "well, neither does mine."

“哇”,那男人说,“我妈可不是这样子的”。“可不”,我儿子说,“呃,我妈也不是那样子的。”

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