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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to“honor thy father and thy mother，”she asked，“Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters？”Without missing a beat one little boy answered：“Thou shall not kill.”
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