他们要再动我一下我就不开店门了！”
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.
As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
商场大减价那天，主要因为打折消息传开了（当地报纸也登了些广告），到开门时间8:30，商场前面已排起了长龙。
有一小个儿男人挤到队伍前边，没想到又给挤了回来，还夹杂着各种高声叫骂。这男的又试第二回，这回下巴上结结实实挨了一拳，遭了好一通揍，最后又给扔回到队伍后头。
他爬起来，对排在后面那人说：“真受够了！他们要再动我一下，我就不开店门了！”
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