趣味图片英语笑话：Jerome Murphy 杰罗姆·墨菲（双语）
Write that you look like a retard ...
写,你看起来像个白痴……
I've posted super cute pics of the kids on Facebook and then some douchy SOB called Jerome Murphy is saying the most awful things! He writes that Liam seems like "a moronic airhead" ...
我在Facebook上发了孩子的超级可爱照片后,叫做杰罗姆·墨菲的说是最可怕的事情!他写道,利亚姆像个“低能儿”……
When kids trolls their mom
当孩子歌唱他们的妈妈时
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