初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话01：半价票（中英）
1.A Half-price Ticket
半价票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“电影票多少钱一张？”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。请让我进去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”
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