初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话07：好孩子（中英）
7.Good Boy
好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" Mother asked.
“昨天我给你的钱，你干什么了?”妈妈问。
"1 gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我给了一个可怜的老太太，”他回答说。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说，“再给你两分钱，可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她就是那个卖糖果的老太太呀。”
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