没什么
Once， late at night， an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water.
一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。
The servant did as he was asked.
服务员按他的要求做了。
The Englishman re-entered his room， but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water.
英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。
The servant brought him another glass of water.
服务员又给他送了一杯水。
Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request.
每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。
After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water.
半小时之后。这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么。
"Nothing，" the Englishman answered imperturbably， "It's simply that my room is on fire."
英国人不谎不忙地回答：“没什么。只不过是我的房间里起火了。”
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