趣味图片英语笑话：I live in LA... 我住在洛杉矶（双语）
8 years, Murder, arson, embezzlement... you?
入狱八年。谋杀，纵火，盗用。。。你呢？
2 years. Ate carbs... I live in LA...
两年。食用碳水化合物。。。我住在洛杉矶。。。
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