趣味图片英语笑话：centaur 人马（双语）
But what are you !? Human or horse! If you want to be part of the system, you have to be defined. And if I were you, I'd say human...It's very different styles of living...
但是你到底是什么？！是人类还是马！如果你想要成为我国的一份子，你必须明确自己是什么。如果我是你，我会说我是人类。。。这样可以有很不同的生活方式。。。
The pulic sector gets its first and last ever visit from a centaur
公共部门第一次也最后一次收到人马的拜访。
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