外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹09：谁发现了澳大利亚？(中英)
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.
老师: 约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。
Johnny: It's there , sir.
约翰尼: 先生，在这儿。
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
老师: 对了。萨默，你来回答是谁发现了澳大利亚?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
萨默: 先生，是约翰尼。
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