趣味图片英语笑话：abstract painting 抽象画（双语）

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Well, how about we take a walk back to the other sharp edge and look down into pure nothingness from there?

好吧，我们走回其他锐利的边缘，从那里俯视纯粹的虚无？

Neither Lisa nor Ronny had any idea how they had ended up living inside an abstract painting

丽莎和罗尼都不知道他们正站在一个抽象画里面

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