因为我刚才咬到自己舌头啦

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A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.

The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"

The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?"

"Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一对蛇父子下午出门愉快地遛着弯。
儿子问：“爸，咱们是毒蛇么？”
爸爸自豪地回答：“是啊，儿子，咱可是响尾蛇哦！你干吗问这个呀？”
“爸呀，因为我刚才咬到自己舌头啦！”

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