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趣味图片英语笑话:Bernie 伯尼(双语)

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Bernie, you said my parents had called at the very last minute and cancelled dinner tonight...You know, this is not good, Bernie...

伯尼,你说我的父母曾要求在最后一分钟,取消今晚的晚餐......你知道,这是不好的,伯尼...

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