赚取外款--双语幽默笑话
little brother: i saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel i'll tell my father.
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。
sister's boyfriend: no, don't do that. here's a nickel.
姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。
little brother: that makes a buck and a quarter i've made this month.
弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
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