初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话25：停车罚款（中英）
3.Fine for Parking
停车罚款
"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking'."
“告诉我，”法官问道，“你为什么把车停在那儿？”司机站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答，“因为尊敬的阁下，牌子上写着‘可以停车’。”
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