双语幽默漫画之：万事俱备，老顽童与螺丝刀
双语幽默漫画，话说老太太的眼镜的螺丝掉了，老大爷用创可贴给黏住修好，前者表示这也太寒碜了，所以大爷特地去买了个工具回来，万事俱备，不过，差了最重要的----人哪。
i bought a repair kit to fix your glasses.
我买了套工具回来，限制就给你修眼镜
oh, good.
嗯，好的。
it comes with tiny little screws and a tiny little screwdriver.
瞅瞅，麻雀虽小五脏俱全。这小盒里啥型号的小螺丝小改锥都有。
great. i guess that's everything we need then.
好极了，万事俱备，我很快就能看清东西啦。
not exactly.
额，还差一点....
now we need somebody with good enough eyes to see the tiny little screws.
再找个眼神儿好的，帮我把要的螺丝挑出来放到螺丝孔里就行了。
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