趣味图片英语笑话:Bartholomew 巴塞洛缪(双语)
Bartholomew had heard she was into bad boys, so he strategically flashed the parking ticket he had gotten 12 years prior.
巴塞洛缪听说她爱上坏男孩,所以他战略性地闪现他12年前取得的停车票。
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