初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话50：《生活大爆炸》02（中英）
Sheldon is trying to persuade Penny to stop crying.
谢尔登劝说彭妮不要哭泣。
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
谢尔登:你为什么哭?
Penny: Because I' m stupid!
彭妮:因为我太笨了!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
谢尔登:那也没有理由哭啊，人因为伤心才哭。比如说我哭是因为其他人都太蠢让我感到悲伤。
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