Politicians' Lie 政客的谎言

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A bus carrying politicians was driving down a country road,when all of sudden,the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old famer,after seeing what happened ,went over to investigate.He then proceeded to dig a hole and hury the politicians.

A few days later,the local sheriff came up,saw the crashed bus,and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.The old farmer said he had buried them.The sheriff then asked the old famer,"Were they all dead?"

The old famer replied,"Well,some of them said they weren't,but you know how the politicians lie."

all of a sudden 突然的

proceed vi. 开始做

sheriff n. （美）县治安官

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