英语幽默精读【45】A Call from a Frog
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . "
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class.
※ Notes
（1） frog n.青蛙
（2） psychic n.通灵之人
（3） semester n.（美国）一个学期
（4） biology n.生物学
※ Exercises
根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、误（F）：
① A frog visits the psychic one day.
② The psychic tells the frog that he will meet a pretty mid-aged
③ The frog is greatly delighted to hear the news.
④ The frog would like to meet her at a party.
⑤ The psychic tells him that he will be in danger actually.
※ 译文
青蛙的电话
青蛙拨打通灵热线。电话中说：“你将遇到一位美丽的年轻女子，她要了解你的一切。”
青蛙说：“这太棒了！我会在舞会上遇见她，还是――？”
“不，”通灵者说，“是在下个学期她的生物课上。”
※ 练习参考答案
①F②F③T④T⑤T
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