趣味图片英语笑话:Grumpy Cat 坏脾气猫(双语)
Listen, pal, how can this Grumpy Cat phenomenon explode, when it's my thing to be grumpy and be a cat. You're my agent, Jerry! Do something!
听着,伙计,这坏脾气猫如何火的,成为脾气暴躁的猫应是我的事。你是我的代理,杰瑞!做点什么!
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