咱们现在这算有点进展了

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A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?" And Mr. Patient said, "No, that's not right." So the psychiatrist said, "OK! Then I must be mistaken, eh?" And the patient replied, "No! No! You're not!"

And the psychiatrist said, "Oh, oh, oh, I got it. I got it. You're contradicting everything I say." And the patient said, "No, you're being ridiculous! You're crazy!"

So the psychiatrist said, "I see, I see. Then you're perfectly sane, right? You're not crazy, right?" And the patient said, "No. No. I'm crazy as a loon." Then the psychiatrist said,

"Oh, yeah, now we're making some progress here!"
一位精神病大夫问病人：“这位先生，我了解到你有个情况，就是别人无论说什么或做什么，你总是反对，是么？”而病人说：“不是，说得不对。”于是大夫说：“行，那我肯定搞错了，好？”病人回答说：“不，不，你没错！”
　　然后大夫说：“好好好，我懂了，我懂了，你正在反驳我说的每句话。”而病人说：“不对，是你太可笑了！你疯了！”
　　于是大夫说：“我明白，我明白。那么你是完全正常的，对么？你没疯，对么？”病人说：“不对，不对，我疯得像只傻鸟。”大夫紧跟着说：“哟，挺好，那咱们现在这算有点进展了！”

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