趣味图片英语笑话：Vikings at school 维京人在学校（双语）
It's time to choose a major. Plundering and rape ... or music and pottery
是时候选择一个专业 了。掠夺和强奸……或是音乐和陶器
Vikings at school
维京人在学校
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/13239.html
相关文章
-
每日一笑 (11.8)
Lawyer and engineer A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned dow...
2018-11-18 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.16
My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but t...
2018-11-24 英语笑话 -
双语笑话 Lifetime Warranty 终身保修
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin hed originally wanted. So we exhum...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【67】
Long Life A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant moved qui...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹165：贷款(中英)
一个商人走进纽约的一家银行，要找信贷员。他说要去欧洲出差两个星期，想借5000美元。信贷员说对这样的贷款需要一些担保。于是商人把他的劳斯莱斯汽车的钥匙拿了出来，车就停在银行前面的大街上。一切谈妥之后，银...
2018-11-01 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：rum 朗姆酒（双语）
No, we don't drink rum. Do you know what it does to your body! Here, have a spirulina and a shot of beetroot ... Later we'll meditate ...不,我们不喝朗姆酒。你知道它对你的身体有什么作用!在这里...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
Classic humour stories(44)
I'm Glad A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？" "Please, teacher,...
2019-01-06 英语笑话
