趣味图片英语笑话：quicksand 流沙（双语）
Not my type. He's too short ... And it seems he's getting shorter all the time!
不是我喜欢的类型。他太矮了……似乎他是越来越矮了!
Fuck you! I'm in quicksand! Help!
去你妈的!我在流沙中!救命!
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