Difference
A four-year-old Catholic boy was playing with a four-year-old Protestant girl in a children's pool in the backyard. They splashed each other, got very wet and decided to take their wet clothes off.
The little boy looked at the little girl and said, "Golly, I didn't know there was that much difference between Catholics and Protestants."
Notes:
Catholic, 天主教徒
Protestant, 新教徒（16世纪脱离罗马天主教的基督教徒）
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