第79期双语笑话加练习题欲买马之人（1）

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　　Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds to 'church talk'. Go is 'Praise the Lord', and stop is 'Hallelujah"'.
　　"I've worked with horses all my life," said the buyer, "and I've never heard of anything like this." Mounting the horse, he said skeptically, " Praise the Lord." The horse began to trot. He repeated "Praise the Lord" and the horse broke into a gallop. Suddenly the buyer saw a cliff dead ahead. Frantic, he yelled "Hallelujah", and they came to a stop a foot from the edge.
　　Wiping the sweat from his brow, the buyer said, "Praise the Lord!"
Notes:
　　(1) prospective adj.预期的；可能的
　　(2) preacher n.传教者
　　(3) impress v.给予强烈影响；留下深刻印象
　　(4) respond v.有反应
　　(5) Praise the Lord感谢上帝
　　(6) Hallelujah哈里路亚（赞美上帝之语）
　　(7) skeptically adv.怀疑地
　　(8) trot v.小跑
　　(9) gallop n.疾驰；飞奔
　　(10) dead adv.完全地；绝对地
　　(11) dead ahead正前方 (1) (2)

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