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每日一笑:I‘ll give you more time.(7.2)

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        I'll give you more time.


Little Harry: I don't like what you said, and I'll give you five
minutes to take it back.
Big Harry: And what if I don't take it back in five minutes?
Little Harry: Well, then I'll give you more time.  

        我就再多给你点儿时间。

小哈瑞:我不喜欢你的话,我给你五分钟的时间让你把它收回。
大哈瑞:如果我不在五分钟内把它收回,你能怎么着?
小哈瑞:好吧,那我就再多给你点儿时间。

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