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每日一笑:What do they eat? (7.1)

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        What do they eat?

Two little girls were watching the sparrows eating food at a
bird table.
One of them asked:" I wonder what they eat when they can't find food on the bird table?"
"They eat what they can find, " replied the other.
"What happens when they can't find anything?"
"Then they can eat something else."  

        它们吃什么?

两个小女孩在看麻雀们吃食。
其中一个问:“我想知道它们在那上面找不着食时吃什么呢?”
“吃它们能找到的东西。”另一个答道。
“要是它们什么也没有找着呢?”
“那它们就吃另外的食物呗。”

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