每日一笑：Apples and Oranges(7.9)
Big brother: All right, I'll help you with your homework. Now, if you had five apples and I took one away, how many would
you have?
Little sister: I don't know. In my class we do arithmetic with oranges.
苹果和桔子
哥哥：好吧，我帮你做你的作业。现在，如果你有五个苹果，我拿走了一个，你还剩几个？
妹妹：我不知道。我们班里只用桔子做算术题。
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