每日一笑：Put the peach back on the tree.(.78)
Bob: I had a rough time this morning. The farmer caught me in
one of his peach trees.
Barbara: Gosh! What did you do?
Bob: I told him one of his peaches fell down and I was trying to
put it back!
把桃子放回树上去。
鲍勃：我今天早晨非常不顺。那个农民在他的一棵桃树上抓住了我。
巴拉：天啊！你干了些什么呀？
鲍勃：我告诉他他的一个桃子掉在地上了，我只是想把它放回去。
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