第88期双语笑话加练习题最后的生日（1）

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　　When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift. At first they protested, but finally they agreed to go along with my wish. So when the doorbell rang on the morning of my birthday, I was surprised to see the florist delivering a huge, beautiful plant. Suddenly, without a word, she rushed back to the truck and , with a sad look, turned once to glance at me. Puzzled, I read the card attached to the plant: "To Mom-with lots of love-on your very last birthday.

Notes:

　　(1) approach v. 接近 (4) florist n.花商；经营花卉业者

　　(2) protest v.反对 (5) glance at瞥视；匆匆一看

　　(3) go along with 同意 (6) attach v.附上；系上

(1) (2)

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