每日一笑(8.18)

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            The Absent-minded Professor.

     An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.
     "To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a
　　 dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully."
　　　 The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two
　　 sandwiches and a hardbioled egg. Astonished, the professor said, "I
　　 was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"

　　　　　　　　　　　心不在焉的教授　　　
　　　
　　　　一位粗心的教授正在上解剖课。
　　　　“为了让你们更清楚地理解我所讲的内容，这个包里有一只解剖了
　　　的青蛙，你们要仔细地观察。”
　　　　教授打开包，里面竟是两个三明治和一个熟鸡蛋。教授十分惊讶：
　　　“我肯定是已经吃过午饭了，可是那只青蛙哪儿去了呢？”

个人电脑问题,听力暂时不可使用,委屈各位词友了哦.

小格言:每天都不是自主的选择,什么时候才可以选择自主?

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