每日一笑(8.19)
How do I get the gum out?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess
explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane
landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said,
"I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from
my ears?"
怎样把口香糖取出来？
当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们
防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“
我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”
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