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N: You have established an incredible chemistry(关系).
B: Yes, and we were inseparable(不可分开的)since then.
N: You or she?
B: What?
N: Inseparable.
B: Both, it was magic from the moment we met online and it was a dream from the moment I saw her in person. (两个都是，从我们在网上相遇的时刻就注定了，以及我们后来的见面起就注定了，注定了我们不可分开。)
N: Why not propose on(求婚)her?
B: I had not thought about it.
N: Then she will not leave you. (这样她就不会离开你了)
B: Maybe you are right.
N: Did you cry when she was the way home? (她回去的时候，你哭了么？)
B: No, but I cried inside, I never felt so empty in all my life. (没有，但是我在心里流泪，我从来没有感觉这么空虚过。)
N: I can understand,brian.
B: No, you cant.
N: Yes, I can.
B: You think you can.
N: So you were looking for love when you met her? (你们相遇就是为爱情而相遇？)
B: Actually not, I just wondered what the girl I was talking over phone looked like. (实际上不是的，我只是想知道电话里的那个女孩长的什么样子。)
N: So what you think about the coming days? (那你以后怎么办？)
B: I have no idea, all I know is that we will be together somehow. (我也不知道，我想以后我们会在一起的。)
N: You think that will happen?
B: I beg your pardon? (对不起，再说一遍？)
N: You think you and she will be together?
B: I just imagine. (只是想象而已。)
N: And did she come back home?
B: Yes, she went home yesterday.
N: Distant?
B: No, just lives 200 kilometers away.
N: That's not far away.
B: Yes, but the 200 kilometers between us seemed a lifetime away. (但是200公里的路对我们来说就像一生那么漫长。)

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