The strongest man
A guy rushes into a bar and shouts, "Who's the strongest in here?"
The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
最强壮的人
一个男人闯进酒吧，高声叫道：“谁是这儿最强壮的人。”
最强壮的人盯着他说：“我就是，你有什么事儿。”
那个人客气的说，“请帮我把车推到加油站。”
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