每日一笑（11.27）

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You should've known it
"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you
　　were!" shouted the woman to her husband!
　　The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was
　　the minute I asked you to marry me!"
　

　　　　　　　　　你早该知道

　　“如果早知道你有这么蠢我决不会嫁给你！”一个女人对她的丈夫喊道。
　　“早在我向你求婚的时候你就应该知道了。”丈夫回答道。

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