每日一笑（11.29）

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Knife and Drum.
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
　　　Pa: Why not?
　　　Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum. 　

　　　　　　　　　　　　　刀和鼓。　

　　　妈：他爸，我怎么觉得咱们的邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼
　　　　　买的新鼓呢。
　　　爸：为什么？
　　　妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。

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