每日一笑（11.26）
Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little
boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny.
When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are
twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time
I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a
reward."
丢手提包
一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。
她看了看钱包，说：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现
在成了20张一美元。”
“没错，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没
有零钱奖赏给我。”
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