每日一笑(12.29)

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It's always me

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"
The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"
The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"
　　The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

　　总是我

　　一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃呢？”
　　大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一口猪，谁要吃呢？”
　　又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　父亲又说：“明天我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢？”
　　大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来做吧。”

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