圣诞节英语笑话：At Grandma's 在奶奶家过圣诞节 [中英对照]

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At Grandma's 在奶奶家过圣诞节
- Written by Tab Nettleton

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
两个小男孩在奶奶家过平安夜，临睡前，两个小家伙跪在床边祷告，弟弟便扯开嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
我希望收到一辆自行车...

I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
还有一部任天堂游戏机....

I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
还有新的录像机

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他说道：“你干嘛祷告得这么大声，上帝又不是聋子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聋子，可是奶奶是啊”。

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